[ The slowly widening grin that appears as the cigar bearing Hugbug appears? Oh Cassim. She likes you already. ]

Wanna know the best thing? [ Dropping her voice in a loud, dramatic whisper. ] They don't even talk so if they get caught? They won't be able to pin it on you!

[ She may have put way too much thought into this already. ]

What's not to love?!