_{[ It's so cool in person!! No, wait, seriously, you need to get a hold of yourself, this is dangerous now! ]}

W-Wait a second! Is something like this necessary? Oi, I promise I won't kick anymore things into the sky!

_{[ A beat. ]}

Seriously, you're right, you don't know me, but I ain't gonna do any harm-- just be parody! That's what I do!

_{[ He just continues to not make any sense. ]}