Yeah, you see why I didn't just lead in with some reverse Star Wars situation.

[ she's trying to keep it cool, keep it steady... like okay, she's had to deal with being punched hard enough to be knocked out of a room. but somehow, having her hand being squeezed this much seemed more overwhelming. ]

Hey, big guy... I know you're excited and all, but can you consider that my hand was not made for that... No matter if you're dad age or twenty years younger you're still a huge guy. Like what the hell? Were you just born this big, or...?