[Oh it's knowing! He's not quite as dumb as he looks.

Also hush his is totally special and neat and unique!!]

I... can try. [it's a daunting task. He leans against his keyblade, collecting his thoughts for a moment]

So. Xehanort. He's this guy who wanted to start a Keyblade War. He wanted Seven Lights and Thirteen Darknesses to fight and make the chi-Blade so he could summon Kingdom Hearts and yadda yadda, evil stuff. [he gestures with a rolling motion] Apparently he was having some issues meeting his darkness quota to his exacting standards so uh... he brought a bunch of hearts of versions of himself from the past and stuffed 'em in Replicas, I think. He takes the phrase "if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself" to its illogical extreme.

[PHEW. Exposition is hard]