[ Harley's rubbing her face. Screw her makeup. If she ends up wandering around on this shithole... whatever it is... for much longer, it's going to be ruined anyway. Besides, it's better to have it all smeared than to have a giant handprint outlined in it.
God.
People would totally misunderstand that. Like she hadn't just been being a royal pain and not letting her puddin' get up and work through the situation -- like he was currently doing and like he'd obviously needed to do -- so he could figure out what was going on.
She had withdrawn the baggie of powder when he said he'd already eaten and gotten up. Now, dropping her hand from her cheek, Harley's pouring small piles of it into her hand to feed to Bud and Lou. She isn't sure what it is, but Joker has an iron stomach, Harley (now) has an iron stomach, and the hyenas probably have the most iron of stomachs of them all.
At least they hadn't come back in dragging a severed Pegasus head with them.
Ew.
Even if she'd been thinking about buffalo Pegasus wings earlier.
Glancing up, she tips her head like she has some vitally important information to share. Which is apparently: ]
I was getting a sandwich. Which, you know, I'm starting to get really upset I didn't get to eat now that I know the food here is worse than Arkham's.
[ She's scrunching up her face, like she already knows the next thing she's going to say might not go over well. But it's pretty important, so she pushes that concern aside and adds: ]
I don't know about this being Batsy. The guy doesn't do colors. You've seen his fashion sense. And this place is...
[ Well, if Harley's being honest, aesthetically it isn't awful. She kind of likes it. She isn't going to go all Magpie over the shinies, but there's a certain appeal to all the crystals. And the color scheme isn't all bad, even if it clashes -- badly -- with her harlequin outfit. It might make her think she's still hallucinating but that isn't the most terrible thing in the world. ]
Anyway. There's other people here. Why'd they bring all of them if this was all just a way to banish you?
[ It's not a bad point, but probably not spot on for what he wants to hear if he thinks this is a grand scheme of Batman's to thwart him. ]
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God.
People would totally misunderstand that. Like she hadn't just been being a royal pain and not letting her puddin' get up and work through the situation -- like he was currently doing and like he'd obviously needed to do -- so he could figure out what was going on.
She had withdrawn the baggie of powder when he said he'd already eaten and gotten up. Now, dropping her hand from her cheek, Harley's pouring small piles of it into her hand to feed to Bud and Lou. She isn't sure what it is, but Joker has an iron stomach, Harley (now) has an iron stomach, and the hyenas probably have the most iron of stomachs of them all.
At least they hadn't come back in dragging a severed Pegasus head with them.
Ew.
Even if she'd been thinking about buffalo Pegasus wings earlier.
Glancing up, she tips her head like she has some vitally important information to share. Which is apparently: ]
I was getting a sandwich. Which, you know, I'm starting to get really upset I didn't get to eat now that I know the food here is worse than Arkham's.
[ She's scrunching up her face, like she already knows the next thing she's going to say might not go over well. But it's pretty important, so she pushes that concern aside and adds: ]
I don't know about this being Batsy. The guy doesn't do colors. You've seen his fashion sense. And this place is...
[ Well, if Harley's being honest, aesthetically it isn't awful. She kind of likes it. She isn't going to go all Magpie over the shinies, but there's a certain appeal to all the crystals. And the color scheme isn't all bad, even if it clashes -- badly -- with her harlequin outfit. It might make her think she's still hallucinating but that isn't the most terrible thing in the world. ]
Anyway. There's other people here. Why'd they bring all of them if this was all just a way to banish you?
[ It's not a bad point, but probably not spot on for what he wants to hear if he thinks this is a grand scheme of Batman's to thwart him. ]