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Mark Temple (Red vs. Blue) ([personal profile] sometimespawnskillkings) wrote in [community profile] prismaticrap 2019-03-08 07:20 am (UTC)

Finding Something Weird

[Sighing:]

It is a sex toy, obviously. The non-emoji end is meant to go inside you, and you press the emojis to adjust the settings.

I don’t understand why one of them is a frowny face, though.

And I would really suggest that you don’t press that one, if you decide you must make use of an already-used toy. I can’t see that setting doing anything good.

[Temple isn’t keen on explaining sex toys but he supposes that he can’t just let this idiot get in trouble experimenting with technology that he, somehow, doesn’t understand. Death-by-misunderstood-sex-toy would be an awful way to go, and Temple is too used to correcting for other’s idiocy to get out of the habit now.]

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