Klaus has so very many things that he doesn't even want to admit to himself -- never mind to other people. His lips twitch into a smaller smile at the indirect answer.

"Unless we're talking about people who run around in the forest and pretend to shoot each other with fake arrows as a thinly veiled excuse to fuck under trees -- no, no actual elves."

Which begs the follow-up question, "Are they , you know, 'sensitive', or is that just some sort of shitty fantasy trope?"