Well, I woke up on this godsforsaken crystal shithole of a moon? Planet? Plane? Gods only know where this place is and I started wandering around and then?

[He shifts and the umbrella drops from his hands, the fingers going numb. Taako lets out a curse and leaves the Umbra Staff where it is, rolling his sleeve back a little to show the bite mark and the tattoo rising on his skin.]

This little crystal fucker of a bug bit me and this showed up. Everything's going numb and I'm simultaneously bored because this place has one color palate and it's eye-searing, and pretty sure this paralysis will leave me to get eaten which is freaking me out.

That enough info for you?