[Fuck, he did both talk himself into and then out of getting a potential blowjob? FUCK. He's such a disaster. And now that he knows this guy isn't food motivated (honestly, who isn't food motivated???), he's pretty sure that chance won't come around again.]

Pfft, good luck with that here. Unless you can somehow figure out a way to snort a crystal, you may be out of luck.

[Please don't try to snort a crystal. He's pretty sure it'll fuck up your nose.]