[Heeee does not! He's seen some weird ass potions that Pringles made, but most of those just got you real drunk real fast and some other wonky effects. Nothing as hard or as addictive as real drugs.]

Well then, I'd wish you luck, but I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna wanna watch you stick crystals up your face until you get it right or your nose bleeds.

[That's not attractive at all and he has no idea how to take care of people who are hurt. He's a wizard and a chef, not a cleric.]

I may be starved for entertainment, but I'm not that bored. Yet.