[At even the suggestion that Fish could be a fashion disaster, the merfolk huffs and tosses their head flippantly, as if they still had long hair to flip back. It really wasn't too long ago that they cut off their much longer hair.]

I might have not known that hats are for wizards, but I'll take offense if you find me a fashion disaster!

[And Fish is rather finely dressed... well, finely dressed for someone who probably belongs in a harem of some kind. Or an exotic land. They had black leather strips arranged like a midriff baring vest covering their chest, and upon it were long, thin pieces of blue and green sea glass attached to a black cord around their neck like a choker. The waist of their pants was similarly designed, with rounder pieces of sea glass adorning the end of the leather. From the waist onwards though, Fish's pants were a soft, translucent white that barely hid much of their long, long legs.

Fish honestly is about 80% leg.

And if that wasn't harem ho enough, the said translucent pants had slits running down the sides, showing off some easy access to merfolk bum. Here is a picture. Also, they are wearing sandals, not like the picture.]

I play the lyre, but I think I sing better than I play. And there are other things I do better than playing the lyre, too.

[And at that, they wink.]