[Considering their pants are just barely meeting the requirements to being called as such? He won't call them a fashion disaster, but he also pretty much figures Fish got pulled from the middle of a club scene, a rave, or a bardic performance. Bards wear some wiiiiiild stuff.

And also?

Is this merperson hitting on him?

Holy shit, what is his luck????

Taako stares for a moment and then dissolves into a smattering of giggles as he realizes how ridiculous his life is.]

Oh, I'm sure you've got all kinds of talents and hidden skills.

I mean, this might all be a fever dream or some weird night terror, but sure, why not? Let's do this.

Why not list me a couple of those, homie? Paint me a word picture here.