[He barks out a short, loud, easy laugh and shakes his head.]

My world's got magic, remember?

[And to illustrate, he waves his hands and casts Minor Illusion, a spectral image of a miniature rainbow unicorn rising from his finger tips to gallop a circle around Klaus before disappearing.]

I'm part of a team that goes around stopping world-ending level disasters from these old janky-ass relics with crazy ass powers. One of them was turning everything to crystal. The other? Caused a time bubble. Crazy shit, sure, but all one hundo percent real.