His eyes moved from the object to Naoto. Then, back to the object. Dread built in his belly. Okay, so he was equal parts relieved he didn't have to play dumb about it, but the fact that she was well-goddamn-aware of what this thing was...!

Well. She's not dumb. Of course she'd know what it was.

"M-maybe they needed some stress relief nights! I mean, who-who the hell'd get anywhere in a dusty ass place like this!?"

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Who runs off to the desert with a case full of rations and a fuckin' vibrator?? Not HIS idea of a vacation.

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Oh god, it was still buzzing. Kanji hunkered down to very, very gingerly nudge it over to turn it off. He doesn't know where the fuck it's been.