[ Are you calling him a joke? HUH? HUH? It's okay he kinda is whoops. ]
For a second I thought you were genuinely excited to see me! I'm very handsome in this outfit. You're just too young to appreciate true art.
[ France is going to be as bold to assume that America is suggesting that he looks funny rather than whatever it is he DOES mean. What a vague kiddo. This is probably how they bicker back home so... nothing to see here. France doesn't hide his confusion at the challenge written all over America's face. Pinching the bridge of his stupid, French nose, he does his best to not roll his eyes. ]
How am I going to eat something that does not exist? I know that modern gastronomy has gone a bit bizarre but even their small plates look like feasts in comparison to your spread.
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For a second I thought you were genuinely excited to see me! I'm very handsome in this outfit. You're just too young to appreciate true art.
[ France is going to be as bold to assume that America is suggesting that he looks funny rather than whatever it is he DOES mean. What a vague kiddo. This is probably how they bicker back home so... nothing to see here. France doesn't hide his confusion at the challenge written all over America's face. Pinching the bridge of his stupid, French nose, he does his best to not roll his eyes. ]
How am I going to eat something that does not exist? I know that modern gastronomy has gone a bit bizarre but even their small plates look like feasts in comparison to your spread.
[ He motions to the blank space ahead of them. ]
Do you want me to eat sand? How cruel.