_{[ Look, he's opened minded to all things. Time travel is real. But also, Alfred is over 200 years old-- even older before his rebirth-- and he looks like he's in his early twenties (technically, he's still 19.) ]}

Uuuuhhh, man, I don't know. Am I? Fuck, I hope not! I thought I evolved enough! You know, evolvey things that humans do. That kinda stuff. Yep! Got my human on like it's nobody's bizzwhack. Ain't no monkeys here up in this bod!

_{[ He just kind of looks at his hands with nervous laughter. YEAH UH. There's a reason he's strong. He allows the contact, but his face scrunches up a little bit like maybe he's unsure, but he doesn't reject Klaus and neither does he reciprocate. ]}

Yeah, my ass is strong. It'll totally take on whatever these alien pals wanna do! I say that in the most heterosexual way!

_{[ why does he say stuff like this so casually.. ]}