[Fortunately, he's used to incredibly strong blond men who are just a little awkward -- Alfred will probably get along with him just fine, especially if he keeps tolerating Klaus the way he is.

He gives the other man a hearty slap on the back and laughs again, a touch more playfully.]

Alfie, my friend, if things were meant to stay out of your ass, God would not have created the prostate. Trust me on this one.

[At least we know why Klaus says stuff like this so casually: he has no sense of propriety.]