_{[ Oof. We're friends already? It seems this way. For a moment, America looks very baffled at this realization.. and also the words coming out of Klaus' mouth. It usually takes time and a lot of tolerance for someone to say they are his friend. Lord knows Japan dealt with this shit for so long and he's pretty certain that Japan is his friend. Then there's England, but he's not really sure about that guy anymore-- he's such a hot mess on his own. France is helpful, but America doesn't outwardly want to call him his friend. He could go on and on, but usually it was easier to make friends with animals instead of people or other nations. ]}

Um. Yeah, okay! I mean, I guessssss you're like the ass expert? Sexpert? Assexpert?

_{[ going off of Klaus' details there, he would assume so.
Briskly: ]}

So hey! Moving on-- do you think we're gonna die here?
_{[ anal sex to death just that fast. ]}