_{[ He can smell your wine and strikes from a mile away.
But anyway, France is acting weird. Well, most of the time France and his neighbors act weird in America's opinion-- what with their metric system and romance languages. ]}

I have no idea what you're talking about, man. You're tripping on balls. You seriously can't see the burger feast? Dude, are you high?

_{[ also gestures to the blank space in front of them. ]}