Oh right, I never introduced myself. [He's. Really bad at all that.]

Yeah so I'm Taako, from TV, charmed. And other than being a habitual kidnappee with a weird-ass ranged weapon, who are you?

[Because he can't get kidnapped, mkay? He's supposedly an emissary of Fate or whatever and apparently has some important shit to do? He wasn't listening all that well when it went down.]