[He scoffs at both of those suggestions, tossing his braid over his shoulder.]

As if I'd be as boring as a weatherman.

[Although being a variety talk show host? That could be interesting. For a season or two, at least. Then he knows he'd get bored or be too tempted to stir up shit and make everything worse.]

I was a chef - had a traveling wagon, went from town to town, city to city. Bringing that good shit to everyone.