[To be fair? Taako has indeed eaten a lot of sketchy shit from dive-bar level restaurants, but that is not, in fact, what he did for a living and he rolls his eyes in a way that makes it seem like his entire body is involved in the action. ]

First? Obviously I have better fashion taste than to ever get frosted tips.

[Even if he can get behind the rad flame motif. He could so get behind that.]

Second? I cooked food, not coached dumbasses in cooking. A blend of entertainment and actual know-how, I used magic to transmute shit and gave the audience tips they could take home with them. Like, do you know that most people are complete dumbshits when it comes to making a good roux? They have no idea what type of fat to use and just use butter for everything or cook it too long and burn it. It's a travesty.