Haha, what.

_{[ Caught him red handed!! He just moves right along. ]}

I mean, I can't really do that unless it's fo' serious real, like... I love kicking me some ass but I'm a nice guy too.

_{[ He rubs the bottom of his nose and offers Klaus a sincere and pleasant smile. ]}

Unless they're Commies. Shit, commie aliens? I knew they were real all along but I've never encountered one myself.

_{[ He's very bad at his whole secret identity thing. ]}