"Something like that. Binary gender is humanity's single stupidest invention to date, and fussing about who's sleeping with whom is just an extension of that. How you go about it - whether you asked permission, mainly - might attract attention to the state of your soul, but what bits the person has? No one cares." That would require paying more attention to Earth in general and individual humans in particular than either Heaven or Hell can be arsed to do.

"Well, the apple business was Lucy saying 'get up there and make some trouble' and me realising the means for informed choices was right there. And in general that was the idea, yeah. Side of 'keep an eye on things on Earth because no one else can be bothered,' and that's the more interesting stuff by a long shot. I'm not what you'd call on the payroll anymore, though. Weirdly, averting the apocalypse wasn't a popular choice."