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The first test drive meme of the new year is on its way, so here's the first ATP/EMP of the year as well!

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<span style="font: bold 2em roboto, arial, sans-serif; text-decoration: none; text-transform: uppercase;" name="4"><span style="color: #4ACEE2;">▶</span> APP THIS</span> <span style="font-family: Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 0.9rem;"> <b>Canon:</b> <b>Taken Characters:</b> <b>Wanted Characters:</b> Tell us more about the characters you want and why you want them. You can show us pics, too! But please be mindful of everyone's bandwidth. </span>

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<span style="font: bold 2em roboto, arial, sans-serif; text-decoration: none; text-transform: uppercase;" name="4"><span style="color: #FE1E78;">▶</span> ENABLE ME</span> <span style="font-family: Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 0.9rem;"> <B>Name:</b> <b>Character:</b> <b>Canon:</b> Tell us who they are, where they're from, and what they're like. You can show us pics, too! But please be mindful of everyone's bandwidth. Copy and paste this for every character you're thinking of! </span>

Comments

[steelsilvergold]

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Name: Sau/Saudade
Character: Geralt of Rivia
Canon: The Witcher (Netflix)
Geralt is a Witcher, one of the last of his kind since the fall of Kaer Morhen -- not exactly human, but not an elf or monster either, they're essentially humans who have been subjected as young apprentices by being exposed to mutagens that should, if they survive the process, become stronger for it. Geralt was particularly malleable, so he was subjected to more mutagens than an apprentice would normally be. As a result, he lost pigmentation in his skin and hair, which in combination of the wolf pendant he wears around his neck earned him the nickname "White Wolf". He's a sellsword of sorts, earning his keep by hunting monsters and largely trying to stay away from politics.

He's the main character of a book-turned-game-series and then became a Netflix series recently. The world he comes from is dark, with few clear definitions of what is good and evil, political intrigue and general ugliness often justified as "the lesser evil" or "for the greater good". Geralt is a jaded man who tries to stay out of such decisions, but the nature of being a Witcher who is rejected by most races and revered (or feared) for his abilities and because of pesky things like destiny, he has a hard time staying out of trouble. For some reason, really attractive women keep wanting to bang him despite smelling like horse and being basically inhuman.

Also he says "Hmm" a lot. There's some skin/sexy subject matter in this video so please take care where you view it.

[gwenhwyfar]

Honestly, he'd be a fun character to see here. Just his personality and how it might clash with some of the stuff that happens in-game.

[steelsilvergold]

A world of non-humans, honestly... that'll be a trip!

He's also kind of jaded, but not totally dead/unable to have fun. There will obviously be an adjustment period but I think it'd be interesting!

[gwenhwyfar]

Gwen here is honestly relieved that there are more non-humans here.

Good, maybe he can wash out that onion smell.

[steelsilvergold]

BUT WHERE WILL HE BE WITHOUT ROACH?!

[gwenhwyfar]

OH MY GOD

I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT

[steelsilvergold]

who will he talk to

people?

perish the thought

[gwenhwyfar]

right? this is why gwen lurks in the woods most of her time

[wray]

hi i'm ready for this cr... pls do this

[steelsilvergold]

I AM TOO, please give me your sadcat

[wray]

pls it'll be good. they can both commiserate abt how they were treated as monsters but are still willing to protect people 😔

[steelsilvergold]

TOSS A COIN TO YOUR NON-HUMAN OF CHOICE

[nipzips]

i've been meaning to watch this from that one clip on twitter that left me in stitches

i don't know much about him but he looks like the quiet/cool type and that's exactly the type of character i enjoy bothering

you should do it!

[steelsilvergold]

BOTHER HIM

He'll be jaded and sarcastic or just confused but honestly I'm here for it

[nipzips]

honestly i watched that one clip where jaskier asked geralt about his singing and that's ...exactly the kind of relationship i think will happen

if you do bring him in i'll be happy to have my boy talk at him relentlessly until friendship happens. he loves the quiet and cool types

[steelsilvergold]

PLEASE, I NEED JASKIER TYPES

PLEASE BE HIS STAND-IN BUTTERCUP I MEAN DANDELION I MEAN JASKIER

[nipzips]

IDK HOW JASKIER IS LIKE BEYOND THAT FUNNY CLIP I SAW BUT

if they're in the woods one day and josuke starts crying because his designer shoes are dirty Geralt is free to judge him immensely

[steelsilvergold]

Jaskier is a beautiful gift...

Also Geralt punches him in the junk to get him to leave him alone, obviously that doesn't work... and then he spends another episode cashing in on some CR equity trying to save his life while avoiding calling him a friend at all costs.

So.... if you're down to clown with this asshole and tolerate a lot of assholery, Geralt can be his buddy ;w;

[downswing]

I think I speak on everyone's behalf when I say we need his professional, polished grunting.

[steelsilvergold]

This is high praise coming from such an accomplished grunter! ;D

[downswing]

Takes one to... mumble mutely at another.

[mischiefandice]

I haven't watched the TV show yet but my love for the game is undying, so I would love to have Geralt around :)

[steelsilvergold]

PLEASE WATCH IT it's actually quite good?! I hope he runs into Loki tbh

[mischiefandice]

I will!!

And I hope so too, it would be fun :)

[songbird_slayer]

I'll toss a coin to this Witcher. /eyebrow wiggle

But in all seriousness, Geralt is one of my favorite fictional characters and I would love to see him here.