[The first thing Dazai hopes people notice about him is that he is completely and utterly stylish. Even here, he looks good, even after their lovely introduction to abduction or whatever this is... Honestly, he's already reincarnated so it's not so odd to be spirited away, either, right?
But here he is, sweeping into the apartment complex he's been told to make haste to, red coat draped over his shoulders and billowing behind him. He goes to a certain door and peeks in... No, not this one. In fact, he opens and closes several doors before he finds a unit that suits his tastes. He just seems... picky.
And you're in his way.]
Yes, yes, this one'll do! If you don't mind stepping aside, this one's mine!
I. B. pod people
[He's made a few acquaintances by this point, and if you're one of them, it's likely that he is following you around like a bit of a lost puppy. You're going to a pod? Oh, but his is better! It's not, not really... It's a world full of books, a life in a generously sized library surrounded by books and other authors. Or perhaps you'll follow him into one of the books, and see letters everywhere, famous verses and nonsensical text right up against each other. Without fail, though, when he steps into the pods' world, he'll pull out from seemingly nowhere a large scythe or a rather nifty bow.]
Just in case! You never know what'll come after us! I'll be your hero, or I'm not Osamu Dazai!
II. B. tea for two
[Well. While he might be able to fit in as a server, one sip of the fine tea convinced Dazai that he'd rather attend than work. He's found and empty seat beside someone and this poor, unsuspecting, helpless person is now being regaled by energy-fueled tales of his... fabulousness, to be honest. Catch him in mid sentence, tension up, energy peaking, seated forward and alert.]
--my books aren't available here, I'm sure, which is a shame because they're really better than half the other crap you can get, at least where I was from. Ahhh, but you're probably missing out on Akutagawa-sensei's work, too. Ehhh, that's a loss! He's great! One of the greatest! Have you read anything here? Is there anything worth keeping?
[Forgive him, he can't really turn off unless prompted. Thanks, energy tea.]
III. B. get on his level
[You have been dragged in here because he's of the understanding (somewhat erroneously) that it will make even a poor sap like you look fashionable. Well, that, and he needs to find out what's cool here, so he can fit in. Honestly, as long as it's charming and maybe red he'll roll with it. Whether he's choosing the illusions for the photos because you have NO fashion sense, or hitting random for a lark, he'll probably forget every important thing about you once you leave. So... enjoy!]
We'll hit it on three. Ready?
IV. wildin
[ooc; if you'd prefer a wildcard, please PM or hit me up on plurk at hotpants. PLEASE NOTE this character comes with content warnings for certain topics, and I will alert you to them if they might be mentioned. Death/suicide are historical facts for him. If this severely bothers you or you want to head it off, either steer clear or drop me a note. It likely won't come up!!!]
Osamu Dazai | Bungou to Alchemist | Iris
[The first thing Dazai hopes people notice about him is that he is completely and utterly stylish. Even here, he looks good, even after their lovely introduction to abduction or whatever this is... Honestly, he's already reincarnated so it's not so odd to be spirited away, either, right?
But here he is, sweeping into the apartment complex he's been told to make haste to, red coat draped over his shoulders and billowing behind him. He goes to a certain door and peeks in... No, not this one. In fact, he opens and closes several doors before he finds a unit that suits his tastes. He just seems... picky.
And you're in his way.]
Yes, yes, this one'll do! If you don't mind stepping aside, this one's mine!
I. B. pod people
[He's made a few acquaintances by this point, and if you're one of them, it's likely that he is following you around like a bit of a lost puppy. You're going to a pod? Oh, but his is better! It's not, not really... It's a world full of books, a life in a generously sized library surrounded by books and other authors. Or perhaps you'll follow him into one of the books, and see letters everywhere, famous verses and nonsensical text right up against each other. Without fail, though, when he steps into the pods' world, he'll pull out from seemingly nowhere a large scythe or a rather nifty bow.]
Just in case! You never know what'll come after us! I'll be your hero, or I'm not Osamu Dazai!
II. B. tea for two
[Well. While he might be able to fit in as a server, one sip of the fine tea convinced Dazai that he'd rather attend than work. He's found and empty seat beside someone and this poor, unsuspecting, helpless person is now being regaled by energy-fueled tales of his... fabulousness, to be honest. Catch him in mid sentence, tension up, energy peaking, seated forward and alert.]
--my books aren't available here, I'm sure, which is a shame because they're really better than half the other crap you can get, at least where I was from. Ahhh, but you're probably missing out on Akutagawa-sensei's work, too. Ehhh, that's a loss! He's great! One of the greatest! Have you read anything here? Is there anything worth keeping?
[Forgive him, he can't really turn off unless prompted. Thanks, energy tea.]
III. B. get on his level
[You have been dragged in here because he's of the understanding (somewhat erroneously) that it will make even a poor sap like you look fashionable. Well, that, and he needs to find out what's cool here, so he can fit in. Honestly, as long as it's charming and maybe red he'll roll with it. Whether he's choosing the illusions for the photos because you have NO fashion sense, or hitting random for a lark, he'll probably forget every important thing about you once you leave. So... enjoy!]
We'll hit it on three. Ready?
IV. wildin
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