[ He’s never going to get used to the fact that Jingyi shoving him feels good. ]

Fine, I will. I’ll befriend every girl, and then maybe I’ll let you hang out with us, too.

[ He is grimacing as he looks over himself. Ugh, why did Wei Wuxian have to be good looking? This was the worst. ]

Well how was I supposed to know it would do this! It’s hardly like we’re cultivation partne—

[ The voice has him turning around, and he can’t help but grin smugly a bit. He’s happy to see Sizhui, but also happy to for once know what’s going on when Sizhui doesn’t. ]

Lan Sizhui! How can you undermine Hanguang-Jun’s name like that, by confusing him with this idiot?

[ He puts an elbow on Jungyi’s shoulder and leans his weight on it, way too comfortable. Blame the fact that the shove felt so nice. ]