[ it makes sense, what this guy is saying; and he seems way too serious and into this to be pranking doppo, which is a baffling but refreshing change to the rude assholes he seems who seem to have it out for him one way or another. this gives him time to ruminate on what he's learned, and honestly, it's not like doppo's already gloomy outlook on things can be any worse, so louis might as well. ]

So they pulled us in here to do all the dirty work for them.

[ in other words. doppo's no stranger to being the sad bastard responsible for doing all the shit jobs no one wants to (or in this particular case, can) do. what is wholly unsettling, however, is the whole touching thing. the idea of anyone else actually wanting to touch him voluntarily is so far out of his realm of understanding that he struggles with that, just for a moment. ]

They don't seem to have any sort of criteria for bringing people here, it looks like.

[ because doppo has a grand total of two (2) friends, and he's pretty sure he's not chroma-generating material. right...? or is he the comic relief? because that will seriously suck, man. ]

What kind of theories?