(The hair on the back of his neck prickles with irritation and he grunts in response to Allen's childish tantrums.)

You're damn straight I'll fucking slice you! It's not weird when you have to do it to survive in this world! (Kanda absolutely refuses to be at fault for being "weird" when he was the most logical person out of the two.)

You clown, just see how long you can keep yourself from turning into crystal!