I solemnly swear that if you fall off the platform and get a vibrator stuck up your ass, it'll be entirely an accident.

[ Jeanne swears, not actually very solemnly, mostly because she has nothing to swear on. ]

Even if you don't trust me, [ and you shouldn't, trusting strangers is for chumps ] you can trust that big pile of demichroma we'll get at the end, right? I have shit I need to buy, so get moving.

[ Very helpful. ]