[ Almost died from drowning (yet again), this time as he inhales half his glass of water to cough up. Whorelyn. ]

It's ... succinct.

[ Not much else he can say to that! Yikes. He racks his brain for a similar subject. ]

My friend Jester has a mother who works on the Menagerie Coast, she's also an entertainer. The best there is, reputedly. It seems like a, uh, tiring career choice. [ Welp. ] Having to look so beautiful all the time, I mean.