[ oh, absolutely the warrior would have been better. or thancred, if they could have convinced him to do it. but here they are, suffering at mostly alphinaud's expense. ]

I'll leave it to your imagination; it's probably more comforting than knowing.

[ that is the opposite of how alphinaud works and she knows that, so she's just being a brat to be a brat at this point. she doesn't appreciate all the perversion either, but she's determined to handle this better than him. ]

Ah - stop.

[ and so she stares at the giant dick - that's what it is and she's not mincing words in her own head - and takes a moment to think. ]

Take another step forward, then one to the right. Make sure you're crouched, though - there's something in the way. I wouldn't want to touch it and find out what it does.