I think we'd both like to know the reason for it, but neither of us is likely to get an answer.

[There's a frustrated sort of gesture at their surroundings.]

You've got an excuse for not knowing where you are, but I don't know where this is or how I got here, either.

[He hates admitting that, but he'd really like to throw this smug bastard off balance without playing the Joker card.]