That might help. I'm sure he'd appreciate the companionship and the opportunity to get hammered without me hanging off him.

[ They chuckle. ]

The theaters I've seen don't have any. Keeps patrons from tossing them at bad actors. But at Club Tourmaline, the show is simply so dazzling the thought wouldn't even cross your mind. There are comedians, dancers, singers... all sorts of performers. I consider myself an acrobat, though I sometimes sing and dance as well. Or everything together if I'm feeling ambitious.