[Alphinaud falls oddly quiet as he stares at the gooey sparkly substance churning about within that manmade pit. Just the sight of it churns his stomach a little. It looks like---no. He's not about to describe what that accursed thing looks like to Allumette. It's just far too absurd in his humble opinion but at its certainly not water.]

It doesn't look much like water to me but certainly possesses an odd texture similar to liquid.

[He manages to answer with a hint of disgust within his voice. It's almost downright comical how affronted Alphinaud looks right now. While he can appreciate the Primals' sense of humor sometimes, he honestly feels they severely lack any sense of decorum. Between all the phallic imagery and whatever the fresh hell that goo is, Alphianud feels quite distressed.]

I swear these people have nothing better to do with themselves.

[He's grumbling now.]