[His eyes narrow slightly, and he frowns. Why not believe him, dude? That's so... rude... And uncool... He's the one and only!]

Completely, one hundred percent!

[S i g h.]

You've heard of me, at least? But you're not a fan? How does that even happen? If you were a fan, you'd obviously recognize me. Ah, unless you were a fan of me when I was alive, in which case, maybe you just don't recognize my new look?