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The next test drive meme is just around the corner (April 8th!) and you know what that means!

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[deerhearted]

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Name: Chibi
Character: Claude von Riegan
Canon: Fire Emblem: Three Houses

three houses? i can barely afford one [laugh track]


Anyway! I've got one schemey boy here to offer. Claude here is the Sovereign Duke of the Leicester Alliance, one of Fodlan's nations that's a little more put together than the other two nations except not really because the girls are fighting all the time. He presents himself as an easy-going guy but in reality he's an extremely intelligent and cunning tactician. He's got his own agenda and can sometimes be a little manipulative when the time comes for it, but he's really a good and friendly dude, he's just got some trust issues he's still kind of working out.

He really does enjoy talking and getting to know people, he's pretty observant of others and tends to prod and poke a little ( though he knows when to back off! ... usually ). He enjoys a good feast and usually ends up throwing one over the littlest of reasons, but it's fun!!!!!

also he might be a prince of another country. that's just what i heard anyway ;)

[hotproblems]

claude..................... get in here so lorenz can stare at him with this exact expression LMDFM i'm obviously 100% deer biased... lorenz n hilda are struggling, please

[deerhearted]

can't leave u guys alone for five seconds can i..... smh

DSHJDJKDSAJKK leader man is here to help u guys.... and also maybe cause a lil problem or two on purpose. they'll all babysit each other, it's fine

[hotproblems]

they have done nothing wrong, in fact they are doing so many things right?? for example joining social media

time for a 3-way standoff except it's babysitting each other tbh... the deer way tm

[deerhearted]

wow i cant wait to see lorenz's beauty guru youtube channel. doing collabs with hilda. smash that mf like button

the deer way tm is the only way....... and ppl wonder how anything got done with these three

[hotproblems]

he's going to teach the world about skin care. please subscribe thanks

they are blind to the truth... the only way to get things done is be a weird goof-ass with your breakfast club friends

[deerhearted]

oh thank god everyone needs all the help they can get

this is why edelgard lost actually. wasn't goofy enough w/ hubert and ferdinand

[hotproblems]

claude's new duty as leader is to be the guinea pig in all skin care/DIY accessory videos these two knuckleheads are sure to produce. thanks buddy!!!

and you're right... unbelievable considering those two are the goofiest weirdos around

[deerhearted]

first hilda takes my wallet and now THIS a guy can never catch a break can he? it's fine he'll help lorenz get an audience with that roguishly handsome face of his

the absolute goofiest and yet a bunch of chucklefucks took the award from them :/ how sad

[hotproblems]

lorenz will make unnecessary comments about his beard for the views

:\ fear the deer

[deerhearted]

um excuse me this beard is the best thing ever??? dont hate, lorenz

they should have made up a catchy slogan like ours :/

[hotproblems]

is it though... is it :/

they should have!! that would have improved morale

[deerhearted]

listen, maybe we should talk about that undercut a certain someone had :/

too bad edelgard is a stick in the mud and didnt consider that!!

[hotproblems]

that was YEARS ago and it NEVER happened actually, shut up claude

edelgard falls from grace yet again.......

[inveigle]

dear ol claude!! please! hilda misses her buddy... it's been, like, two weeks without a wild n wacky scheme and she is perishing, thanks. slowly dying. come be stupid with her... let her share all the hot gossip...

[deerhearted]

HILDA...... 🥺 your non-impulse control will save you.... please share all the Hot Gossip™ with him, he's gotta know What's The Sitch. give him the full research paper, size 12 font in times new roman.

[inveigle]

um, excuse you? that sounds like Work! what if--and she's just spitballin here--they enjoy a nice brunch with bottomless mismosas (thanks, claude's wallet) before checking out all the best shops (thanks, claude's wallet x2)? she will oh-so generously share what she knows along the way, because she's just kind like that

[deerhearted]

so thats all hes good for...... his wallet......... jk hes fine with that as long as he gets that juicy gossip she promised him. equivalent exchange and all that. just go easy on him, he needs to buy his own goods and services too ok

[inveigle]

it's about the art of the finesse! the way of the golden deer... so thank god money is easy af to generate in this world LMFDKLSDJ. she won't take up TOO much of his! maybe.

hope he's ready to get 2am shitpost texts about whatever random thought pops into her mind. technology is amazing.

[deerhearted]

ah yes the way of the golden deer....... get claude to give you all of his money. time to hug claude real tight to get that sweet chroma to spend DFKJKJDFSKLJSKF thanks hilda you're the bestest friend a guy could ever ask for. 10/10

PLEASE you know he'll do something similar too, he is ultimately prepared for it. technology is so great. finally they can send each other stupid thoughts that come from lack of sleep. it's amazing.

[inveigle]

hilda scheme: convince claude to carry her everywhere so they generate chroma AND she doesn't have to waste her precious energy. it's a win/win!!!

LMFKDFH deep thoughts with the crew like, who put the alphabet in alphabetical order? they also need a groupchat where hilda n claude have a conversation solely through emojis and lorenz is just like, why! what is the POINT of these ridiculous images!

[deerhearted]

absolutely genius. she can take claude's master tactician title because that's better than any scheme he's ever come up with.

SDAKJKSDAJK who put the alphabet in alphabetical order... why does the letter q even EXIST.... oh god yes they need to have a groupchat, it's basically required. lorenz has no idea what they're saying but they know exactly what they're saying to one another. they also keep sending him ridiculous chain letters like 5 times in a row because it's hilarious.

[inveigle]

i'm crying... they send lorenz the seasonal equivalent of this fifty times in a row and then just sit on a couch somewhere, giggling as they watch lorenz's essay roll in text by text. they're so SILLY... this is the content i crave, please bring him so they can be dumb together

[deerhearted]

every essay text lorenz sends them becomes a new copypasta of their own. or they make their display names a line from it because it's so funny. i crave this content so much too!! i was already 90% sure i was gonna bring him here but now i gotta for real!!!

[inveigle]

STOP! they WOULD have matching lorenz copypasta uns... LGMFGK and i'll be sure to keep an eye out for you on the next test drive! 👀!!