He will have Midorima know even in clothes too big for him he is still damn good looking. And very ridiculous, luckily he is not that small, shorter for sure but thanks to basketball and working out he fills it out better than he would if he was scrawny.

Takao is listening, taking in all the information Midorima gives him. Each new piece of information makes him feel like running for the hills, but if Midorima can survive, so can he.

"They sell that kind of kinky stuff right out in the open?" Okay, he is not a shy guy, but general stores filled with clothing not appropriate for the public, that's just awkward. "Yeah, no holographic clothing, I'm not giving a peep show for free." He is not giving a peep show at all; sure he is comfortable in his body, has been nude in front of his entire team, Midorima included, does not mean he wants to be walking down the street, run low on chroma and flash the neighborhood. As for not hearing a word, this is going to depend on how outrageous the clothes are, Midorima knows Takao and him bursting into laughter at some of it is highly plausible.

Well now, maybe Takao needs a pair of those, protect his virtue, and whatnot. Since he has a feeling staying a virgin around here takes effort, one he will be making, for the time being, thank you very much.