[ there's SO MUCH to unpack from this entire conversation, how about they just throw the entire suitcase out?? huh??? not in a million times would wei wuxian even think he'd wear the hanguang-jun say something of the kind. and he's totally implying that, he knows, because this is exactly what they were talking about!

the worst part of it is that the idea of it? it doesn't sound... bad. not really. and it's not like he's interested in men? wei ying had not once thought about them in such way, but he toys with the idea of sleeping with lan zhan like he were some sort of special case.

(because he is.) ]

Okay. [ okay???????????? ] I mean, we probably have had sex already, in your case. Right? [ for some reason, he really needs confirmation on that. ]

And it's just for chroma. I have an easier time touching people, so it's easy for me to make some, but what about you, Lan Zhan? You don't like physical contact, and you're a married man now, right? It's even worse for you, but you still need money. I'm supposed to be the broke one here! So, what I'm saying is, I don't mind helping you with that. You're probably only comfortable touching me, too.

[ what lame ass excuse is this. ]