honestly they're both too fucking loud and obnoxious to not get caught, but anderson can flee with his bible and alucard has to scooby doo run away like a fool

but like: nice. it really has been always ruined, because alucard has always had a boner over it, sorry

if they fight while they have antlers i just imagine them putting their faces too close as usual and getting stuck and it's making me laugh really hard