[He sighs dramatically, so very put out, but takes his hand. Shakes it, and then grins as he changes it into a swift little high five. Do a modified version of their special handshake, buddy!]
You're lucky you have me here. Who else would teach you the shit you gotta know? Hey, by the way, you want some?
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You're lucky you have me here. Who else would teach you the shit you gotta know? Hey, by the way, you want some?
[Of the pink maybe-wine.]