Sounds tough. You need a bodyguard to take the stress out of dealing with them, I'm kind of between jobs at the moment.

[That was... one way of putting it.

But more importantly, the ears. They wiggle. They actually wiggle. Imagine his surprise at actually being able to pet them! He does just that, observing the difference in texture between her hair and the floof atop the pointed ears. Except something happens. As soon as he does...

...sparkles happen? Shining, glowing orbs are produced, floating up into the air before vanishing. And damn if her ears don't feel like the softest, warmest appendages he's ever felt. (It's no competition even without the chroma, but said chroma's certainly making them feel even better.)

He eventually forces himself to withdraw his hand- bringing it to the back of his head once more.]

Ribbon and flower gathering included in the rate.