No, no, you are -- exactly what I fantasized about as a teenager, trust me.

[God, and he's so earnest. Just like in those damned movies. There's no way this guy is just a method actor, and he'd seen Mark Hamill in those photos lately, he did not look this good--

FOCUS.]

-- Fuck me. Look, man, none of this makes any sense and it's making less sense by the minute. If you've got any planetary insight, it's probably better than mine.