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That doesn't explain why you've got your cock pointing itself out like it's a compass. I don't think it's giving you directions, either!
[ But, that does look painful. ]
Ugh. Sit down somewhere so I can take care of this.
[ It's not the kind of care he thinks, don't get too excited. ]