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кℓαυѕ нαяgяєєνєѕ ([personal profile] garb4ge) wrote in [community profile] prismaticrap 2019-03-01 12:37 am (UTC)

Klaus Hargreeves | The Umbrella Academy | OTA

LISA FRANK'S LSD FUN HOUSE - A

Goddamn, Reno! You really outdid yourself this time, my friend!

[Unlike everyone else waking up in a dormant ball curled up with crystals and staring out at truly psychadelic hues, Klaus is opting for secret option number five, which is to be really impressed with his drug dealer's latest concoction of hallucinogenics. In fact, Klaus spends several minutes (yes, minutes) carefully brushing the crystals off himself and then collecting them into tidy piles as he sits cross-legged on the ground -- at least until he feels a sharp pinch to his left arm and sees the runic pattern (⍢) show up on his skin and suddenly his mouth is dry, he's starving, and his existing boner (are you surprised? really?) becomes all the more obvious.]

Whoo! Okay, let's crank this party up to FIFTY!

[Are you curious? Repulsed? Cure-pulsed? Are you going to get inadvertently body-slammed by this vibrating junkie?]

CAMP NOWHERE - B

[Just in case Klaus hasn't managed to make a hilariously terrible impression on you yet, feel free to find him licking remnants of the powder labeled 'edible' off of his hands like he'd used his fingers as lik-m-aid lik-a-stix (he had).

He at least has the (good???) grace to approach you with an open package of the stuff and hold it out for you to grab a fistful?]


FYI? Not as effective when snorted.

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