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[ Joke's on her, this isn't even the prompt where he's actual drunk! Even if it very well may seem that way. With a fall like that, his head is absolutely spinning, though, and when a stranger kneels down to take his head into her hands, instead of skittering away in surprise, as he normally might he just squints. Real hard. Like he's trying to recognize her, but doesn't. ]

S-sorry, is this your chocobo?

[ He didn't mean to jack her ride!! Man, to think he almost committed grand theft chocobo... ]