[Petunia quickly shakes her head, waving her hands with a sheepish grin] It's okay! It's nothing I can't handle!

[Her hands clenched into Determined Fists] I can definitely handle this! Just, uh... If a guy named 'Elijah' starts asking about this, one of us...slept on the floor or something. Somehow. He might actually kill you and I'd feel pretty bad if he did, so...

[What a funny joke! She is Totally Joking right now. Haha.

Ha...]

Oh, a guy named Meredith too! Actually, that might be even worse if he found out... [She trails off, brow furrowed in increasing worry as she crosses her arms over her chest]