[ Let's just say it's by sheer luck that Mirin happens to be the one who's the closest to Kobato and what she just heard was- ]

Disgraceful! Extremely disgraceful, gozaru! To taint a lady's honor like that deserves none but Divine Retribution!! This shall not stand while I, Mirin, the subtle flavor of eastern island of skydom, is breathing!

[ And Mirin just disregards every single things around and pull her glorious katana from her side, which, without a single shred of question, surprises if not scares the scientists. Look, they even looks like they're ready to call the security.



Dork meets dork doesn't really create cute stuff. It legit creates a disaster like this. ]