I got vored by a living elevator. Nothing is far-fetched to me.

[He says with a complete deadpan because yes, that really happened, and no he doesn't really want to talk about it. Upsy is a thing that lives in his nightmares and should never be shared, lest its evil escape into the world.]

And coming from someone who's been living on the moon for, uh, months? I guess? It's not supposed to look like that.

[Although the guy does bring up a good point about there being other moons on other planets?]

There's also supposed to be two of them and we can't travel between planets. Planes? Maybe. Planets? Nah.