whereswalder: he needs more... flair. (i'm looking at this mark trail guy.)
Walder ([personal profile] whereswalder) wrote in [community profile] prismaticrap 2019-03-01 03:10 am (UTC)

Walder | Granblue Fantasy

LISA FRANK'S LSD FUNHOUSE: C

[Ah... well... this was certainly a pickle! A pickle that Walder wasn't currently sure how to deal with, given that this was neither a forest, a beach, nor Christmas. However, he was a ranger for all situations, so it was time for him to pick himself up, dust off the crystal dust, and begin assessing the situation!

And what do you know? Part of assessing the situation meant exploring the environment... and it was probably good to see if he could locate a source of fresh water, so he heads over to give that pond a look!

...

He takes a look, then looks up from it, looking thoughtful...]


Hm. I do wonder what sort of Primal Beast could be responsible for this. They're usually a little more straightforward than this!

[He'll begin investigating a little more thoroughly once he has that realization, looking for any signs of something weird. Well, weirder than usual...]

CAMP NOWHERE: D

[Well, there was no sign of a Primal... or any plants Walder could positively identify as edible. It was hard to identify a lot about this situation, other than... well, there were others here, and if there were others here, it was probably best to do his job as Weird Crystal Ranger Walder and scout ahead! Especially into the caves, since who knew what sorts of monsters could be lurking in there...

...so he comes upon the weird device, hits a button, and, um...]


...

Is it supposed to be doing this?

[...he starts thinking about it, and then kind of mutters to himself...]

Could this mysterious device be used, perhaps... to bring a personal theme song with you?

INTERSTELLAR ACTION FORCE: H

[Ah, and here's some helpful people! Walder's not entirely sure what's going on, but since he's not sure if hunters could actually take down the wildlife he doesn't really think they're an immediate threat.

...At least, not until the examination. Like, it starts out alright, but then they start talking about how he's a virgin and asking him to take his clothes off and he's turned bright red and looks like he is trying to melt into the wall even when they change the subject...]

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